OK, I will accept your opprobrium as it's deserved but it's still a good blog story!
I have just been watching the X Factor and up pops a bog standard boy band named "Overload", who won the hearts of the audience and the votes of the judges.
In the VT played before they appeared on stage I thought I recognised their home town so Googled them to see where they were from - turns out they're from Clacton! However here's what I found in an interview they gave to their local newspaper over a year ago (long before the X Factor fame and SyCo's millions beckoned)
Two lessons for us all. (i) Never say never. And (ii) beware what you say on the internet machine as it might come back and bite you on the bum!