Amused (and ever so slightly envious) to receive a mailing from Westminster Conservatives listing their Summer Programme of Events.
Hyde Park Branch Champagne Garden Party at £35
(reduced to £25 for destitute CF members)
West End Branch Drinks Reception with Rt Hon Theresa May MP
Bryanston and Dorset Square Branch Luncheon Party
(to celebrate the arrival of summer)
Knightsbridge & Belgravia Ward's Champagne and Canapé Reception
£5.00 surcharge if you don't pre-book !
Two Cities Luncheon with the Prime Minister
Tickets £500 to sit at a table with someone important (or £150 discount rate - sit in the kitchen)
St James's Ward tour of Marlborough House
(Apparently access to Marlborough House is not easy and should be regarded as a privilege - that told you!)
Tachbrook Ward Garden Party at the Dolphin Square Croquet Lawn
(Another £5 extra if you pay on the night).
I am thinking of sending them details of our annual Quiz Night and Fish & Chip Supper - tickets just £10 and no surcharge if you pay on the night!