Monday, 30 September 2013

Former Euro MP launches new range of headwear

Ben Patterson was joined by MPs, MEPs and Senior Conservative apparatchiks this afternoon to launch his new range of illuminated headwear.  The "Bringing Light to Life" range was specially developed to illuminate the dark country lanes whilst campaigning for a YES vote in any future EU Referendum.

KCC Leader, Paul Carter also attended the launch and declared he would be an early purchaser of the new range, as it might help him see light at the end of the tunnel.

The range was launched at the Kent Conservatives' Afternoon Tea at Manchester's Abode Hotel this afternoon.

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