A Stella performance from Kent's Polie & Crime Commissioner, who never fails to live down to my expectations.
Watch and weep.
Misunderstanding the onion: WATCH
"What IS my job?", she asks: WATCH
"My budget is £317 million....
I could have had a top of the range Mercedes..." WATCH
If she's still paying her Lib Dem Campaign Manager £9,000 per month of our money as her image advisor, I hope she asks for a refund.
Cheer up, the clock is ticking. Only two years left.