Dear xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Tick, tick, tick tick…
What’s
that?
It’s
my life ticking away as I wait in eager anticipation for your email containing
the exciting stories about your outstanding work as local heroes representing
the good people of your ward(s).
Each
day the phone rings; anxious and excited constituents looking forward to the
next edition of In Touch so they can
read about your heroic endeavours on their behalf.
“Wait” I tell them “the next edition is so exciting, it is
taking three times longer to write than anyone else’s!
Someone
said “don’t talk b*ll*cks, they haven’t
got around to writing it,” to which I replied “how dare you! I have been
working with these local champions for a decade now. They are like coiled
springs…”
Best
wishes
Andrew
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