Friday, 20 March 2015

Yes Minister Comes to West Kent Towers

I've just had the following telephone exchange with one of my Chairmen.

"Hello Andrew, have you spoken to (name of candidate) recently?"
Yes - we speak most days. 

"Oh! Do you know....?"
Do I know what?

"Do you know what I know?"
If you tell me what you know, I can tell you if I know it too.

"About Wednesday."
I know lots of things about Wednesday - what exactly are you talking about?

"Oh, if you don't know I cannot tell you."
Then why have you mentioned it?

"It's nothing for you to worry about."
I wasn't worried until you called, now I wan't to know.

"If you need to know. I will tell you. Forget I mentioned it."

I am now in a state of suspense and dreading Wednesday!

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