Branch relaunch offers nudes, titties and bums !

The local Conservative branch in one of the more refined areas of Tunbridge Wells is holding a relaunch tonight, at which Greg Clark is guest of honour.  They have done really well - with 30 non members attending as well as the committee.

The branch Chairman arrived at the venue a few moments ago to check all was in order - and promptly sent me this text message:

"Oh Lord, there's an exhibition of 'lewd' drawings in the same venue we have hired for tonight's relaunch."

If that doesn't encourage the retired colonels to sign up, I don't know what will!