Monday, 25 March 2013

Beware the lobster eaters

Amusing start to the week.

I have just heard from an agent friend north of London, who phoned to inform me that over the weekend his MP said that he would like to follow me on Twitter, but he was concerned that my profile page described me as...

"Lobster eating, Champagne drinking, pussy cat loving, boat sailing English nationalist with Libertarian tendencies."

Considering this MP was educated at Eton, I can only assume it was the reference to loving pussy cats that he found objectionable!


  1. As he was educated at Eton then there is a good chance that he objected to "boat sailing". What other sort of sailing would a proper chap do?

  2. If you wish to be pedantic, one could kite sail!