Wednesday, 30 September 2015
Does this new youthful face ring a Bell?
All across the UK, Conservative activists are opening their 2015 Conference Handbooks and staring in amazement at the new and youthful Steve Bell. The above "before and after" photographs show what an amazing transformation there has been in the last 3 years.
Social media platforms and the comments pages on Breitbart, ConHome and Guido are awash with people inferring that Conference Organisers have used the magic of airbrush to ensure our President doesn't frighten the horses, but I can now exclusively reveal the secret of his truly remarkable transformation:
Special Offer for all Conservative Associations: buy a jar of BELL-O-GENICS anti-aging cream and with one simple application you can turn all your hard and crusty old activists into a new and youthful foot soldiers.
Exclusively available from Andrew or Jon at the West Kent stall in the Market Place.