I have just returned from the Chatham & Aylesford Local Government Committee where Members were interviewing three new applicants and one incumbent councillor for the Approved List.
Interview Number Two:
LGC Member: "Have we met before...?"
Applicant: "Yes, last year you apologised when you overcooked my sausage."
Interview Number Four:
LGC Member: "It must be quite a struggle being so vast...?"
Applicant: "Yes, as you might know I have the largest one this end of Kent."
I am pleased to set the record straight. Applicant Two was talking about last year's Association Barbecue and Applicant Four was referring the the size of his Division.