Wednesday, 14 January 2015
It's all FREE
News has reached West Kent Towers that Kent Area Chairman Andrew Mackness and his long suffering wife, Nancy, are enjoying an "all inclusive" "Benidorm" style holiday in Spain. Good for them, I hear you say. And I agree.
What has amused us however is the story (no doubt true given the reliability of its source) that the image-conscious Mr Mackness was distraught at having to wear a bright green luminous "all inclusive" wristband in order to claim his complimentary Pina Colada. He therefore contrived to lose it, before insisting the replacement wristband was placed on his left wrist so it could be hidden underneath his Breitling watch.
Tonight there is bingo followed by a snake charmer. And it's all free!