Last year we received a visit from the police advising us on how we could improve our internal security. This included a strong recommendation tyhat we always close and lock the internal door leading to the communal landing.
This afternoon, our two star packers (Gill and Glynis) were in packing 2017 membership renewals. One popped out to her car, and when she returned I overheard the following...
Gill: "Have you remembered to close and lock the door...?"
Glynis: "Yes, why?"
Gill: "Apparently it is to keep us safe from ISIS!"
Glynis: "Oh really? They must be hard-up for targets if they are interested in Andrew and Jon."