And it's not yet 8am

Low points.of the conference thus far:

1. Bumping into a confused and bewildered looking John Whittingdale in the lavatory at the Hyatt Hotel and thanking him profusely for coming to Kent twice in a year to address two different Association dinners, only to realise ten minutes later that it wasnt John Whittigdale.

2. Having to admit defeat after struggling for 15 minutes and calling reception to ask how I take the lid off the kettle.